Good afternoon, internet homosexuals and homosexaulettes. It has been some time since we've last spent time together. For that, I apologize. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27
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November 29th, 2009Drunk, on exstacy, playing DJ Hero with my little sister… Happy thanksgiving! #
According to Mr. Marcus, the blackhawks are going to win the Stanley Cup and interracial porn is only going to get more interracially. #
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November 8th, 2009Dicktowel.com… Genius #
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November 1st, 2009Life is too short to be fucking with rubber on your dick. No more condoms for me. #
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October 25th, 2009All these people are talking about the balloon boy. I have three words for you, "Blacks, Jews, Freedom" #
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October 11th, 2009Took a potential gf to a strip club for lunch. First thing she said, "I can outslut any of these bashful whores"… I think I'm in love. #
Just saw the new FUBU swimwear line… Uhh… It's October, and you don't have any floaties. #
Guess the ethnic conversation: "Cornbread would not be a good flotation device, [...]
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October 4th, 2009I'm not hating, just saying. But what I'm saying, is filled with hate. #
Reminds me of When I was 15…
September 29th, 2009“My Breasteses are Pushed all up to Distract him”
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September 27th, 2009Why aren't there more posts? You guys are fags. #
Was at target buying new martini shaker and a box of condoms. "Looks like someone is having a party." It was my old third grade teacher. #
shaved my cock and balls yesterday; the stubble and pimples hurt like a motherfucker #