I don’t buy beer from the guys at the corner store for the same reasons Jimmy doesn’t eat Subway. Beer cans in this town are already covered in rat shit, I don’t need them covered in C4 too…
Blimpie’s is good, but I prefer Jersey Mike’s. Their roast beef is the bomb. It’s like chewing on someone’s vagina, it’s so moist and rare. But I agree, Subway is nothing but dogshit covered in vegetables and condiments.
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Blimpie’s is good, but I prefer Jersey Mike’s. Their roast beef is the bomb. It’s like chewing on someone’s vagina, it’s so moist and rare. But I agree, Subway is nothing but dogshit covered in vegetables and condiments.