Though the MEITS Wedding weekend has been thoroughly covered by BallzDeep, I came across a couple rather funny text message exchanges somehow left out of the “Top 17″….
10:26:56 PM StuffyNose: Oh heyyyy
10:27:37 PM Candyman: Thanks, I get fucked and that’s the response I get. I hate all you guys.
10:28:22 PM StuffyNose: You are not expressing yourself. I do not understand.
10:31:03 PM Candyman: Ballz tricked me into getting a cab with him to the hotel on the understanding that we were going to smoke trees, change, and then go to the bar. After I buy weed and pay for the cab, he walks into his room, locks the door, and won’t answer. I’m now by myself at the hotel, and I never wanted to leave the reception anyways. I hate my friends.
(no reply)
10:38:34 PM Candyman: At least tell me what bar y’all are going to so I don’t feel like a complete, unliked dickface. Really, does no one care that I’m stranded in a hotel lobby looking like a child rapist at prom?
(end scene).
Tags: candyman, crying, sucking a bag of dicks
don’t worry i have 6 > 1 min. voicemails from Candyman. I will be posting them at some point. Just have to use my Scream voicechanger on them first.