So tonight the blog logged on to Facebook to do our daily maintenance and add new users. What would happen but MakingEggs striking up a conversation with a couple of 13-year-old Midwesterners. I’m sure you can imagine what followed…
I’m pretty sure that this was really Chris Hanson somewhere trying to get me to try and fuck one of these little kids. Good try mother fucker, not going to get me to slip up.
First a conversation with the 13-year-old female…
Lindsay
washup my man???
8:31pm
Making
not much
you?
8:32pm
Lindsay
pondering about your name
now is it really making eggs?
8:33pm
Making
yeah, first name “making”, last name “eggs”
my parents are weird
8:34pm
Lindsay
ahh i see
not to be confused with making egg soup i’m sure
8:34pm
Making
correct
8:34pm
Lindsay
i see
so how old are you?
8:36pm
Making
24
how did you find me on facebook?
8:37pm
Lindsay
I HAVE NO IDA
IDA*
IDEA*
…
i thought your name was funny
8:38pm
Lindsay
DANNY!
ahhh
DANNY!
ahhh
you’re friends with him!!
8:38pm
Making
alright
i got to go
headed to the bar
enjoy your evening on facebook
8:39pm
Lindsay
don’t drink and drive
i will
8:39pm
Making
impossible to drink and drive in new york city
8:39pm
Lindsay
i remember how i found you
8:39pm
Making
hows that?
8:39pm
Lindsay
phil markoff is innocent until proven guilty group
8:39pm
Making
hahahaha
8:39pm
Lindsay
i was watching 48 hours
and joined it because i wanted too
8:40pm
Making
ahhh i see
good deal
8:40pm
Lindsay
yup
8:40pm
Making
i thought that was a pretty funny group
8:40pm
Lindsay
i have no idea what it is
8:40pm
Making
the craigslist killer
8:40pm
Lindsay
oh god.
i should probably remove myself from that group then
8:40pm
Making
maybe, maybe not
but alright well i feel like a creep talking to a 15 year old
8:41pm
Lindsay
i’m 13
…
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And then the conversation with her friend Danny…
Danny
hey my good buddy
8:40pm
Making
don’t know you
8:41pm
Danny
cant we get to know eachother
???
making ….. u there?
8:42pm
Making
are you 13 like your friend lindsay?
i feel like a creep talking to you young kids
8:43pm
Danny
i am friends with lindsay and its no worry you dont seem like a creep
8:47pm
Danny
so how is “the big apple”
8:48pm
Making
you kids shouldn’t be playing on facebook
i’m a scumbag and this makes even me uncomfortable
8:48pm
Danny
i am not aware of the term “scumbag” can you elaborate for thy?
8:49pm
Making
no can do my man
i’ve got to get going to the bar
you and your little friend have distracted me long enough
8:50pm
Danny
grab a sam adams for me man!
8:50pm
Making
will do
Tags: chris handson, facebook, hooking up