- Took a potential gf to a strip club for lunch. First thing she said, "I can outslut any of these bashful whores"… I think I'm in love. #
- Just saw the new FUBU swimwear line… Uhh… It's October, and you don't have any floaties. #
- Guess the ethnic conversation: "Cornbread would not be a good flotation device, cuz I wood eats et awl up!!!!" #