- Good afternoon, internet homosexuals and homosexaulettes. It has been some time since we've last spent time together. For that, I apologize. #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27
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Sunday, November 8th, 2009- Dicktowel.com… Genius #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-01
Sunday, November 1st, 2009- Life is too short to be fucking with rubber on your dick. No more condoms for me. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25
Sunday, October 25th, 2009- All these people are talking about the balloon boy. I have three words for you, "Blacks, Jews, Freedom" #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11
Sunday, October 11th, 2009- Took a potential gf to a strip club for lunch. First thing she said, "I can outslut any of these bashful whores"… I think I'm in love. #
- Just saw the new FUBU swimwear line… Uhh… It's October, and you don't have any floaties. #
- Guess the ethnic conversation: "Cornbread would not be a good flotation device, cuz I wood eats et awl up!!!!" #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-04
Sunday, October 4th, 2009- I'm not hating, just saying. But what I'm saying, is filled with hate. #