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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27

Sunday, December 27th, 2009
  • Good afternoon, internet homosexuals and homosexaulettes. It has been some time since we've last spent time together. For that, I apologize. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-29

Sunday, November 29th, 2009
  • Drunk, on exstacy, playing DJ Hero with my little sister… Happy thanksgiving! #
  • According to Mr. Marcus, the blackhawks are going to win the Stanley Cup and interracial porn is only going to get more interracially. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-08

Sunday, November 8th, 2009
  • Dicktowel.com… Genius #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-01

Sunday, November 1st, 2009
  • Life is too short to be fucking with rubber on your dick. No more condoms for me. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25

Sunday, October 25th, 2009
  • All these people are talking about the balloon boy. I have three words for you, "Blacks, Jews, Freedom" #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11

Sunday, October 11th, 2009
  • Took a potential gf to a strip club for lunch. First thing she said, "I can outslut any of these bashful whores"… I think I'm in love. #
  • Just saw the new FUBU swimwear line… Uhh… It's October, and you don't have any floaties. #
  • Guess the ethnic conversation: "Cornbread would not be a good flotation device, cuz I wood eats et awl up!!!!" #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-04

Sunday, October 4th, 2009
  • I'm not hating, just saying. But what I'm saying, is filled with hate. #

Reminds me of When I was 15…

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

“My Breasteses are Pushed all up to Distract him”

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-27

Sunday, September 27th, 2009
  • Why aren't there more posts? You guys are fags. #
  • Was at target buying new martini shaker and a box of condoms. "Looks like someone is having a party." It was my old third grade teacher. #
  • shaved my cock and balls yesterday; the stubble and pimples hurt like a motherfucker #