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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27

Sunday, December 27th, 2009
  • Good afternoon, internet homosexuals and homosexaulettes. It has been some time since we've last spent time together. For that, I apologize. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-29

Sunday, November 29th, 2009
  • Drunk, on exstacy, playing DJ Hero with my little sister… Happy thanksgiving! #
  • According to Mr. Marcus, the blackhawks are going to win the Stanley Cup and interracial porn is only going to get more interracially. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-08

Sunday, November 8th, 2009
  • Dicktowel.com… Genius #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-01

Sunday, November 1st, 2009
  • Life is too short to be fucking with rubber on your dick. No more condoms for me. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25

Sunday, October 25th, 2009
  • All these people are talking about the balloon boy. I have three words for you, "Blacks, Jews, Freedom" #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11

Sunday, October 11th, 2009
  • Took a potential gf to a strip club for lunch. First thing she said, "I can outslut any of these bashful whores"… I think I'm in love. #
  • Just saw the new FUBU swimwear line… Uhh… It's October, and you don't have any floaties. #
  • Guess the ethnic conversation: "Cornbread would not be a good flotation device, cuz I wood eats et awl up!!!!" #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-04

Sunday, October 4th, 2009
  • I'm not hating, just saying. But what I'm saying, is filled with hate. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-27

Sunday, September 27th, 2009
  • Why aren't there more posts? You guys are fags. #
  • Was at target buying new martini shaker and a box of condoms. "Looks like someone is having a party." It was my old third grade teacher. #
  • shaved my cock and balls yesterday; the stubble and pimples hurt like a motherfucker #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-20

Sunday, September 20th, 2009
  • Still can't suck my own cock; yoga classes are a waste of money. #
  • Was just told that my penis hurt this bitch! There is no better compliment!!! #
  • Just saw Tyler handsbro on an att commercial. Where is the NCAA when you need them? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13

Sunday, September 13th, 2009
  • What causes your snot to turn to a brown mustard color after doing cocaine? It looks like I sneezed kethchup and eawax. #
  • I had an ooopsie. http://www.1man1jar.com #
  • I love "Two and a Half Men" but will someone make C. Sheen go away with his fucking 9/11 conspiracy theories? #
  • Phil Collins can never play drums again! Let the heavens rejoice! #
  • http://bit.ly/3iJbZM #
  • Watching sunny, waiting for coke guy. Times, they are a changing. #

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