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Reminds me of When I was 15…
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009“My Breasteses are Pushed all up to Distract him”
Monday, September 28th, 2009“It’s crazy how you can hit a girl low-blow and then she’s back on your d*ck, no homo”
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009Funny Remix
Caffeine n Nicotine… I miss you.
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009Yeah, I said it. I miss you. Where are you? You used to give all your attention to Ballz and Scales, but I secretly longed for your comments. I think I came my pants when I read your story about sneaking out to 80’s rock concerts to watch your older sister blow guys in the cheap seats. That still gets me wet-wet. You were like TLC in their heyday: crazy, sexy and cool. I hope you are still out there, perhaps silently observing and waiting to come back into our (my) life. I’m waiting.
In fact, when MEITS wins this gold and diamond vibrator, I’m sending it to you. Do you like it?
Can’t wait to hear back from you soon.
Xoxo,
Stuffy.
9/11
Friday, September 11th, 2009I have a good friend over in Afghanistan fighting in the middle of the poppy fields surrounded by paki terrorists so I’m a little sensitive to all things foreign policy these days. It is easy to forget that we are still fighting a war over 9/11. I heard someone at the office ask this morning, “how long is the President going to lay a wreath every year for 9/11″. I was admittedly a little angered to hear someone ask the question as if it wasn’t necessary to make such a commotion about today. I for one was glad to see President Obama standing in the pouring rain, no umbrella, soaking wet, greeting the families of those that died. And I think that until every single soldier that is overseas fighting because of 9/11, until they have returned home that the President should continue to do so.
Dan Rather on David Letterman
Friday, September 11th, 2009In case anyone wants a good cry at the office. Something difficult about watching old men get emotional.
I just rewatched all these. If any you fuckers need an explanation about why the fuck we went to war with Iraq, watch Dan Rather explain it to you shitdicks. “And to each of, courage” – Dan Rather
And if you want to know why we need old fashioned interrogation techniques, again, let Mr. Rather explain it to you.
What we’re listening to…
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009No, I’m not trying to turn our beloved scum-peddling site into a hip-hop blog, but sometimes you keep your ear to the street. Eminem goes nuts.
What we’re listening to…
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009For all the haters out there. Suck a bag of d’s.
Jay-Z Blueprint 3 drops September 11, but you know your boy got the leaked version out on these here innawebs. All in all, it’s rather fresh.
Feeling sad Today?
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
Tyler Perry Presents: The Worst Fucking Shit You Will Ever See on Television
Thursday, August 27th, 2009What the hell is it with this fucking guy? He puts his name all over everything he ever does and it’s all the worst excuse for entertainment I’ve ever seen in my life and he’s rich as hell. Someone explain to me how this no talent ass clown has tricked the public and the jews in hollywood into thinking this shit is acceptable programming. I’ve been pissed off about this faggot for a long time now and waiting to vent about it. It seems like every time I grab a drink following a very satisfying episode of Two and a Half Men, one of his stupid shows comes on the air and makes me cringe with douche chills all over my body. And who the fuck does he think he is putting his name on everything? What a douchebag.
Fellow internet people, it’s time for a revolution that will lead to him being banned from all forms of media. But in the meantime, someone please help me understand why anyone let his dumb ass wander out of the 9th ward in the first place.
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