Making Eggs In The Shower http://www.makingeggsintheshower.com I do it three times a day, that's why my skin's so dry... Mon, 28 Dec 2009 01:00:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-27 http://www.makingeggsintheshower.com/2009/12/27/twitter-weekly-updates-for-2009-12-27/ http://www.makingeggsintheshower.com/2009/12/27/twitter-weekly-updates-for-2009-12-27/#comments Mon, 28 Dec 2009 01:00:00 +0000 ballzdeep http://www.makingeggsintheshower.com/2009/12/27/twitter-weekly-updates-for-2009-12-27/
  • Good afternoon, internet homosexuals and homosexaulettes. It has been some time since we've last spent time together. For that, I apologize. #
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  • Drunk, on exstacy, playing DJ Hero with my little sister… Happy thanksgiving! #
  • According to Mr. Marcus, the blackhawks are going to win the Stanley Cup and interracial porn is only going to get more interracially. #
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  • Life is too short to be fucking with rubber on your dick. No more condoms for me. #
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  • All these people are talking about the balloon boy. I have three words for you, "Blacks, Jews, Freedom" #
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  • Took a potential gf to a strip club for lunch. First thing she said, "I can outslut any of these bashful whores"… I think I'm in love. #
  • Just saw the new FUBU swimwear line… Uhh… It's October, and you don't have any floaties. #
  • Guess the ethnic conversation: "Cornbread would not be a good flotation device, cuz I wood eats et awl up!!!!" #
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  • I'm not hating, just saying. But what I'm saying, is filled with hate. #
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  • Why aren't there more posts? You guys are fags. #
  • Was at target buying new martini shaker and a box of condoms. "Looks like someone is having a party." It was my old third grade teacher. #
  • shaved my cock and balls yesterday; the stubble and pimples hurt like a motherfucker #
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