Funny Remix
“It’s crazy how you can hit a girl low-blow and then she’s back on your d*ck, no homo”
September 22nd, 2009Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-20
September 20th, 2009Still can't suck my own cock; yoga classes are a waste of money. #
Was just told that my penis hurt this bitch! There is no better compliment!!! #
Just saw Tyler handsbro on an att commercial. Where is the NCAA when you need them? #
Caffeine n Nicotine… I miss you.
September 15th, 2009Yeah, I said it. I miss you. Where are you? You used to give all your attention to Ballz and Scales, but I secretly longed for your comments. I think I came my pants when I read your story about sneaking out to 80’s rock concerts to watch your older sister blow guys in the cheap seats. That still gets me wet-wet. You were like TLC in their heyday: crazy, sexy and cool. I hope you are still out there, perhaps silently observing and waiting to come back into our (my) life. I’m waiting.
In fact, when MEITS wins this gold and diamond vibrator, I’m sending it to you. Do you like it?
Can’t wait to hear back from you soon.
Xoxo,
Stuffy.
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13
September 13th, 2009What causes your snot to turn to a brown mustard color after doing cocaine? It looks like I sneezed kethchup and eawax. #
I had an ooopsie. http://www.1man1jar.com #
I love "Two and a Half Men" but will someone make C. Sheen go away with his fucking 9/11 conspiracy theories? #
Phil Collins can never play [...]
“I Ought to Jump Through This TV and Slap the Mother Fucking Piss out Your Stupid ass”
September 11th, 2009Just when I finished wiping my tears from watching Dan Rather cry like a whiny pussy, Propecia. Now I’m wiping tears laughing at this silly crack whore.
9/11
September 11th, 2009I have a good friend over in Afghanistan fighting in the middle of the poppy fields surrounded by paki terrorists so I’m a little sensitive to all things foreign policy these days. It is easy to forget that we are still fighting a war over 9/11. I heard someone at the office ask this morning, “how long is the President going to lay a wreath every year for 9/11″. I was admittedly a little angered to hear someone ask the question as if it wasn’t necessary to make such a commotion about today. I for one was glad to see President Obama standing in the pouring rain, no umbrella, soaking wet, greeting the families of those that died. And I think that until every single soldier that is overseas fighting because of 9/11, until they have returned home that the President should continue to do so.
Dan Rather on David Letterman
September 11th, 2009In case anyone wants a good cry at the office. Something difficult about watching old men get emotional.
I just rewatched all these. If any you fuckers need an explanation about why the fuck we went to war with Iraq, watch Dan Rather explain it to you shitdicks. “And to each of, courage” – Dan Rather
And if you want to know why we need old fashioned interrogation techniques, again, let Mr. Rather explain it to you.
David Letterman Post 9/11
September 11th, 2009It’s odd being in New York City on September 11th. Walking to work this morning everyone stopped in their tracks at 8:46am. Firemen stood outside their firehouses and saluted. Commuters stopped their morning walks to the subway. Everyone stood in silence. David Letterman’s show after 9/11 is incredible powerful stuff…
I’ve Been to Germany a few Times but Never Seen one of THESE!!!
September 11th, 2009This is pretty cool. You get to dump on the shelf and examine your logs before you flush it. I hear that is a very important thing to do. I might get one of these so I can finally figure out if that is blood or undigested tomato.
Also, I’ve never seen one of these shitters either. And I had better not ever see one of them either. I hate pussies who wipe the seat and pretend like they are going to get some STD from taking a deuce. I mean, who really cares. Let’s be serious what STD can you get these days that is curable? That’s right, there isn’t one.
Thank God Football Season is Finally Here
September 10th, 2009Couple of things about this video…
1) I love how this fucking redneck doesn’t even understand the rules of football. The entire time he is bitching and moaning about the call his family is telling him he is wrong. Fucking moron.
2) I was thinking about setting up a few flat panels in my living room this fall for football season. After seeing that even rednecks can put up three, COUNT EM THREE televisions (granted I’m pretty sure two of them are CRTs from the 1990s), I might have to go with four.