I was greeted with a pleasant surprise as I entered the office today. A small brown paper package was sitting on my desk denoting that, Yes, My shipment of 2ci has arrived. The crew will be tripping face tomorrow after our weekly meeting in the park at the Girls U-12 soccer games. Details to follow.
Posts Tagged ‘2ci’
Research Chemicals Have Arrived And Shall Be Consumed!
Friday, May 1st, 2009Research Chemicals: Just Ingest
Monday, April 27th, 2009
If you haven’t begun ingesting research chemicals then you are a fucking pussy. Do you ever wonder what it was like for those first people who melted face? Now you don’t have to wonder you can just order a sample powder of a strange substance, mix that shit in water, chug it down and see what happens. Erowid, clearly the most trusted drug reference known to man, claims, ”Although some people are willing to ingest these chemicals for their effects, it is not reasonable to assume that these chemicals are in any way ’safe’ to use recreationally. Although all psychoactive use involves risk, this class of chemicals has undergone virtually no human or animal toxicity studies and there is little to no data on possible long term problems, addiction potential, allergic reactions, or acute overdoses.” Sounds fucking extreme. Pick up some 2ci at your nearest boutique drugstore now.
I’m Steve-O and I’m an Alcoholic Drug Addict. Hi Steve-O
Monday, April 27th, 2009Two things have really disappointed me recently—MTV and Steve-O. MTV has had absolutely no new interesting programming since my dog died in middle school, basically since those couple of MTV True Lifes about clubbing, meth and the jersey shore. And as for Steve-O…Steve-O has turned into a sandy gash as seen in his appearance on Dancing with the fucking Stars. At last however, it seems these two fallen pillars of my generation have teamed up to air something actually relevant and interesting: Steve-O: The Demise and Rise. Watching this trailer makes think a number of things.
Frst of all, Steve-O used to have fucking fun. He’s a damn modern-day Charlie Chaplin with a bag of drugs and a cock load of pussy. Which leads me to my next point. I’m pretty sure, and stop me if you wanna tell me how cool I am, but I could keep up with Steve-O in his prime. Definitely when it comes to weed, drinking and honkin down chowder. Other than that what’s in the trailer? I think I see some whippits and some ketamine. Heady gas and Special K? That’s weak sauce, I hide that shit in eggs, like its Easter Sunday, and scatter them around the neighborhood. There better be some heavy melting face and some 2ci usage or this will be the most half-assed demise I’ve seen since Joaquin Phoenix. What ever happen to the days of Robert Downey Jr? The series trailer does have one shot of Steve-O’s nose crusted up like a margarita glass which gives me a little hope, and when he tweaks out on that whip dawg. Still, I better see heroin injections straight into the epididymis if Steve-O is gonna make up for Dancing with the Stars. And MTV, you better not make this shit PC, I want all the frosted nostril Stuffy Nose can handle.