Winner. Of course your boy knows that there are 24 seconds on an NBA shot-clock. What sort of Amateur Hour, twink-game is this, Ballz?
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StuffyNose Likes Basketball
Sunday, August 2nd, 2009This Little Afrohead Will Break Your Ankles
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009First off, I’m glad I’m not that white guy playing on the same court as this kid. Can you imagine the embarrassment of getting crossed-over by someone that is barely waist-high.
Not sure how I feel about this one. On one hand there is nothing like dribbling two balls at once to get the ladies wetwet. On the other hand what is the motivation for a six-year-old to be doing this? Certainly it wasn’t his idea. He is obviously the product of Joe Jackson/Earl Woods type mother fucker. Too bad a few years have to pass before this lotto ticket can be cashed.
Also, Wizards WHAT WHAT!!!
Learn to Play Some Defense or get the Fuck off the Court
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009What is it with kids in America these days? I agree with this WGN reporter, “Kid these days are soft and they need to be toughened up”. However, I don’t know why he is saying that he feels like “lowest person ever”. You just drop-stepped a 6-year-old and embarrassed him in front of mommy and daddy. That’s 2 points for you, my friend.
And mom, how about you quit coddling that little pussy you call a son. Instead you should get his faggy father to teach him some defense. Arms out, move your feet, stand your ground, take a charge, do something other than being a frantic Nancy on the court. Most importantly teach your kid that, like a co-worker once told me when he found me crying in the office, “You can never let them see you cry”. Every kid I knew growing up that cried on the field was sucking dicks by the time he was 16, myself included. And I HATE that I’m gay. So please, mom, dad, do your kid a favor and teach him to be a man.
PS I haven’t seen crying like this since Big Baby wept like a pussy after KG got mad at him…