I fucking hate exgirlfriends. Why can’t they all just disappear for good. My buddies and I had something of an exgirlfriend weekend. Too many of them hanging around for anything good to happen. It sounded like a good idea at first but the more I reflect on it the more it pisses me off. Like Kenny Powers wisely said, “A lot of people say Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That’s not true. I love women, every fucking one of them, even the ugly-as-shit ones. But don’t ask me to trust them, not even nuns. Because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can’t fill”.
My exgirlfriend was in town and I was fully expecting that just like last time she was here we would have some hot sweaty sex, banging out till the sun came up. But NOOOOOOOO, the guy she was only “kind of dating” last time I fucked the shit out of her is now important enough that I can’t have fun anymore. Whatever, fuck it, exes are a waste of time. I only wish that used-to-be-slut would have been nice enough to tell me we weren’t going to fuck BEFORE I offered to pick up the check. Goddamnit bitches be sneaky…
