Posts Tagged ‘facebook’

Back on Facebook…

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Mark Zuckerburg can’t hold us down. It’s been a while, but we’re making noise back on Facebook… until they inevitably kick us off again. Anyways, traffic was as high as ever last-go-round and should be fun to see whom we can corrupt/trick into following us again. Ladies, get wet-wet.

Become a Fan of the “Making Eggs” Facebook Page

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Fuck Facebook you can Follow us on Twitter

Friday, May 29th, 2009

This video actually makes me happy that we got booted off Facebook. Queers like this have started to overrun it. I bet one of these mother fuckers was the one that turned us in. Either way, we have one thing in common, as the douchbag in the red hat and white tee said, “Don’t call me a quitter. Cause I’m done with Facebook you can follow me on Twitter.” Follow MEITS on Twitter.

Facebook and Candyman and I Wouldn’t get Along

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

So some of you may have noticed that MakingEggs’ Facebook page has been taken down. I fear that there was a traitor among our “friends”. A jew-loving rat tattled on us for our deep sense of humor. Just because I find more things in life to be funny than do you, that doesn’t mean you have to start complaining. Grow a pair. I know whoever brought us to Facebook’s attention was probably that kid in middle school that was coddled by his parents and never taught that sometimes you don’t get your way. It’s the same kid that when he gets punched in the face for being a drunken asshole immediately threatens to sue someone. I fucking hate people like that.

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I read shit like this PCWorld article and it aggravates me. I know Facebook is a private company and can censor my “hate” speech however they like, but come on, get a fucking sense of humor. I would hope that most people are intelligent enough to understand what is done seriously and what is done as a joke. Further, I’m pretty sure people like South Park have a Facebook page and if my memory serves me correct this little pic was on their page at one point;

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Or how about Electric Retard who had this little photo up at one point;

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So please give me a fucking break Facebook. I know you are run by a jew, but lighten up. As for the rest of you, don’t worry we will be back…

Sometimes Facebook Helps you Hook-up

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

So tonight the blog logged on to Facebook to do our daily maintenance and add new users. What would happen but MakingEggs striking up a conversation with a couple of 13-year-old Midwesterners. I’m sure you can imagine what followed…

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I’m pretty sure that this was really Chris Hanson somewhere trying to get me to try and fuck one of these little kids. Good try mother fucker, not going to get me to slip up.

First a conversation with the 13-year-old female…

Lindsay
washup my man???
8:31pm
Making
not much
you?
8:32pm
Lindsay
pondering about your name
now is it really making eggs?
8:33pm
Making
yeah, first name “making”, last name “eggs”
my parents are weird
8:34pm
Lindsay
ahh i see
not to be confused with making egg soup i’m sure
8:34pm
Making
correct
8:34pm
Lindsay
i see
so how old are you?
8:36pm
Making
24
how did you find me on facebook?
8:37pm
Lindsay
I HAVE NO IDA
IDA*
IDEA*
i thought your name was funny
8:38pm
Lindsay
DANNY!
ahhh
DANNY!
ahhh
you’re friends with him!!
8:38pm
Making
alright
i got to go
headed to the bar
enjoy your evening on facebook
8:39pm
Lindsay
don’t drink and drive
i will
8:39pm
Making
impossible to drink and drive in new york city
8:39pm
Lindsay
i remember how i found you
8:39pm
Making
hows that?
8:39pm
Lindsay
phil markoff is innocent until proven guilty group
8:39pm
Making
hahahaha
8:39pm
Lindsay
i was watching 48 hours
and joined it because i wanted too
8:40pm
Making
ahhh i see
good deal
8:40pm
Lindsay
yup
8:40pm
Making
i thought that was a pretty funny group
8:40pm
Lindsay
i have no idea what it is
8:40pm
Making
the craigslist killer
8:40pm
Lindsay
oh god.
i should probably remove myself from that group then
8:40pm
Making
maybe, maybe not
but alright well i feel like a creep talking to a 15 year old
8:41pm
Lindsay
i’m 13
):

And then the conversation with her friend Danny…

Danny
hey my good buddy
8:40pm
Making
don’t know you
8:41pm
Danny
cant we get to know eachother
???
making ….. u there?
8:42pm
Making
are you 13 like your friend lindsay?
i feel like a creep talking to you young kids
8:43pm
Danny
i am friends with lindsay and its no worry you dont seem like a creep
8:47pm
Danny
so how is “the big apple”
8:48pm
Making
you kids shouldn’t be playing on facebook
i’m a scumbag and this makes even me uncomfortable
8:48pm
Danny
i am not aware of the term “scumbag” can you elaborate for thy?
8:49pm
Making
no can do my man
i’ve got to get going to the bar
you and your little friend have distracted me long enough
8:50pm
Danny
grab a sam adams for me man!
8:50pm
Making
will do

“I Heart Jews”

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Let me start by saying, if you don’t think this story is funny (much less if you get offended) be careful if you engage me in conversation within the next 6 months because on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays it will be all I talk about…

So it turns out that someone might have a better sense of humor than me. Apparently a clever young lad decided to start a Facebook group called “I Heart Jews”. After luring more than 2,000 people to join he quickly changed the name of the group to “Hitler: Great Modern Man of History”. Apparently there were a couple of those 2,000 that were upset. To those people I say, “learn to take a joke”. Jews killed Christ and you don’t see me holding a grudge.

PS I just watched the video again. Even that hole Wendy can’t keep a straight face. She’s about to the laugh during the entire interview.