We’re taking it back, way the fuck back. It is time to take a field trip. Get on board the bus and get ready to finger bang in the last row. Hope you brought some Lunchables because this is going to take a while. MakingEggs is headed to Germany. That’s right scales, jtao, stuffy, champagnev, candyman, 101010, brodieman and your’s truly are going to Berlin.
In perhaps the greatest thing to happen in response to the current state of the global economy, German whorehouses are practically giving away pussy. Have you ever been to a rub and tug in NYC? What did you spend? $100 plus tip? Barely get out of there for less than $150? Yeah, I feel your pain.
The “Pussy Club” in Berlin has decided to institute a flat rate all you can eat, drink and fuck deal to keep it’s ladies full of cock. This is no wham bam thank you ma’am deal either; go to “Pussy Club” and you can have your run of the place for 6 hours, from 10 am till 4 pm, eating the finest frankfurters, drinking German heifeweisen and back-walling the finest German cunts. How much? 70 euro!!! I can’t get a legitimate massage for 70 euro, much less close enough to contract some continental European STDs. I almost feel bad for the pimps and the hooks. How can they possibly make any money in this deal?
There has to be a hook somewhere. I imagine they get you in the door, good and liquored up and then pull some Nazi Blitzkrieg bullshit. They let you fuck them quickly but then they sneak around on your flank and as soon as you ask to take a shit on their chests or fist their assholes they ask for more money. I don’t know about the rest of the MakingEggs crowd but if I’m drunk in a German fuck factory I’m not going to be satisfied until some seriously distasteful shit goes down. I want golden showers, fuck, no, I want brown showers, something, and I know that is not covered in the 70 euro flat rate. This deal reminds me a bit of that time I got free tickets to see Titanic only to find out that popcorn and a soda cost $20. What the fuck else are you supposed to do except sack up and pay?
