This is why I hate hipsters and people that listen to jam bands. Fuck you people. Click the pic for full size.
Posts Tagged ‘hipsters’
I Hate you…
Friday, July 24th, 2009Stay Away From Here
Friday, May 29th, 2009I know I work in the southern part of Midtown Manhattan but are we serious with this shit? I thought you people stayed down in Soho, or the Lower East Side or better yet, in Brooklyn with the East River between us. Like Kenny Powers said, “Honey, I love you, I think you are a terrific girl, but I think you have clothes like a fuckin’ dickhead”, but without the “Honey, I love you… girl” part. Look at this fucking chump, cuffed Levis jeans and some Bass shoes I’m pretty sure I used to wear to Sunday school when I was 6. If this wasn’t going on right outside my office I would have at least tripped this kid and helped him uncuff his jeans while he was writhing in pain on the sidewalk. And then, on top of that, look at this thing of beauty he was traveling with.
Quite a treat. I think you call this a Garbohawk (a la Greta Garbo). I could however be wrong, my mohawk knowledge is limited to what I see on LookAtThisFuckingHipster.com. Regardless, Garbohawk, Chelseahawk or Mullhawk, this bitch is making a huge mistake. She actually had one of those beautiful Natalie Portman faces. This haircut totally f’ed up her look. Also, she was wearing platform boots that laced up above her knee. I tried to get a picture but they ducked into the subway before I could frame my shot. This shitty iPhone is holding back my creep-photography, I might just need to sack up and start carrying a nice DSLR with me wherever I go.
And just because it is the greatest show ever, the Kenny Powers clip…
What Else We’re Reading
Thursday, May 28th, 2009Other that scouring the internet for naked photos of celebrities (I like the video of Jordan where she has sex while playing with a loud vibrator and wearing crotchless panties, here it is, NSFW obviously) and spending money I don’t have on whippets, I found three new websites that I felt I should share with all yous shitdicks out there.
1. Look At That Fucking Hipster, a website anyone from New York City can appreciate. It chronicles everything I have come to hate about 90% of the people who live south of midtown, skinny jeans, Vans, tight white tee shirts, designer sunglasses and Parliment Lights. I hate those fucks.
2. Awkward Family Photos, you remember that Christmas photo your mom made you take of you and your siblings in your Speedos getting ready to go to swim practice? Yeah it is probably on this site. Very funny.
3. Why The Fuck Do You Have A Kid, I grew up in the south where we have both ghetto ass black people living in project housing snacking on bologna sandwiches and drinking purple drink as well as toothless white trash living in mobile homes making meth in their bathtubs. This site is dedicated to when those two demographics decide to fuck each other with condoms or birth control and shit out more of their kind. It is priceless.
Hope you enjoy….