With US equity markets starting off September in the red I thought we could all use a finance refresher. Who better than to teach us about the stock market than Lil Jimmy Norton. After all, “The NASDAQ is for FAGGOTS!!!!”.
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In These Economic Times Everyone Could use a Refresher
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009He’s Probably not a Racist…
Thursday, June 4th, 2009Maybe John Sterling, the Yankees radio play-by-play announcer, forgot that Matsui isn’t A-Rod. Easy mistake, I mean they are both yellow-skinned, right? I think you can call both beaners and chinks “yellow-skinned”. Maybe, maybe not? Either way, nice move calling a Japo player’s homerun an atom bomb. At least Sterling put it in terms Matsui should be able to understand.
Good to know that my favorite Lil Jimmy Norton hates this mother fucker too…
Big Boy Makes a Doody
Friday, May 15th, 2009Some might say the shit pictures on this blog is taking it too far. Fooey I say, they aren’t taking it far enough. In recognition of how funny shit is I present “Big Boy Makes a Doody”. Maybe one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen a human being do for $20. I’ll set it up for yous guys that don’t know Opie and Anthony. Lil Yimmy Nornton lays a muddy shit in the potty and one of the interns comes to inspect the mess that was left behind. Enjoy.
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“OHHHH NOOOOO!!!”
Tuesday, April 28th, 2009I think I’ve established in the past that I hate the homeless. I understand that before I moved to New York City Giuliani did an amazing job cracking down on the homeless population. Well fucking Bloomberg is letting them back in. I pass those bastards everyday to and from my office. Typically I try to refrain from doing anything while the sun is up. Once I’m out getting hammered around the city if one of those guys looks at me the wrong way they usually end up wiping saliva from their face. Because I hate the homeless I love this O&A video…