I know I work in the southern part of Midtown Manhattan but are we serious with this shit? I thought you people stayed down in Soho, or the Lower East Side or better yet, in Brooklyn with the East River between us. Like Kenny Powers said, “Honey, I love you, I think you are a terrific girl, but I think you have clothes like a fuckin’ dickhead”, but without the “Honey, I love you… girl” part. Look at this fucking chump, cuffed Levis jeans and some Bass shoes I’m pretty sure I used to wear to Sunday school when I was 6. If this wasn’t going on right outside my office I would have at least tripped this kid and helped him uncuff his jeans while he was writhing in pain on the sidewalk. And then, on top of that, look at this thing of beauty he was traveling with.
Quite a treat. I think you call this a Garbohawk (a la Greta Garbo). I could however be wrong, my mohawk knowledge is limited to what I see on LookAtThisFuckingHipster.com. Regardless, Garbohawk, Chelseahawk or Mullhawk, this bitch is making a huge mistake. She actually had one of those beautiful Natalie Portman faces. This haircut totally f’ed up her look. Also, she was wearing platform boots that laced up above her knee. I tried to get a picture but they ducked into the subway before I could frame my shot. This shitty iPhone is holding back my creep-photography, I might just need to sack up and start carrying a nice DSLR with me wherever I go.
And just because it is the greatest show ever, the Kenny Powers clip…
