I just got back in the game and came across this photo on the interwebs. This shit is fucking hysterical. There is nothing funnier to me than 9/11 jokes. SUCK MY COCK!
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Again, Fuck New York
Saturday, May 9th, 2009Katherine Hepburn
Tuesday, March 24th, 2009“I don’t care what’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.”
Katherine Hepburn was born in a trashcan by Christopher Lambert and a tranny named L’mon-Jello. After working the streets of New York City as a sex worker, Katherine discovered a love for acting. Cleaning the dick sauce that was covering her entire body, she enrolled in an acting class underneath the George Washingon Bridge.
Turned away because she reeked of sex and looked like an extra-glazed Krispy Kreme donut, Katherine Hepburn returned to turning tricks. It was outside Union Square park where she ran into Lawrence Salzbergsteingoldbaum, a prominent Jew filmmaker and occasional crossdresser. After discussing the easiest way to taking foreign objects in the anal cavity, he decided she would be perfect for a “talkie.” The picture won six Academy Awards and made Ms. Hepburn an instant star. It was titled “Street Walkers #8, Nasty and Cum-Filled.” The rest is history.