Between the picture of Candyman’s “Leaning Tower of Feces” and the Hurricanes win I’m not sure which I’ve thought about more this morning…
Actually, that’s bullshit, while I’ve jerked off more times to Candyman’s log I’ve certainly spent more time reveling in the Hurricane’s win. Went out last night to the bar since the game wasn’t on tv in NYC. JTao, another buddy and I got fucking wrecked screaming like classless rednecks watching the Hurricanes game. There is nothing better than watching Titletown USA choke. The Bruins should have been a shoe-in for the Stanley Cup finals and the blew it. Now we just need to hope that Orlando takes care of the Celtics in game 7.
I can’t wait to read what the Boston sports blogs have to say about Scott Walker. He must be public enemy number 1 after fucking smashing in Aaron Ward’s face and a few days later ending their season. I’m so pleased with his play in the series that I’m willing to not only suck his dick but even felch my semen from his anus (that’s right, contrary to popular belief Ballz doesn’t catch).
One last thing, I was crusing YouTube this morning at the office and I found this video. I haven’t worked up the courage to watch it yet. I had such a great night last night that I don’t want to die of douche chills. If someone could do me a favor and see what these fags are doing and let me know I’d appreciate it.