There has been much ado about Congressman Joe Wilson (R-SC) telling President OBAMA “You lie!!!” during last nights address to Congress. While I understand perhaps he should have kept his mouth shut and not said anything, especially given the fact that the point he claimed was a lie probably in fact was not. Regardless, nothing pisses me off more than seeing faggot democrats bash the guy and demand he apologize on the House floor today. HOW FUCKING HOLIER THAN THOU!!! When it happened last night I seemed to remember the same thing happening to President Bush a few years ago. And about a much less political divisive issue. The war in Iraq? No. Health care? No. It was about social security which in 2005 it was not a boiler plate topic that health care is today. People weren’t showing up at town hall meetings verbally abusing their Representatives and Senators. Further when Bush was heckled it was at his 2005 State of the Union Address. Last night was merely a national address that typically would have occurred in the Oval Office. For those of you that don’t get the distinction I’m trying to make, let me spell it out. When Bush appeared in Congress it was at the invitation of Congress that he was there. Congress officially invites the President every year to address them as a single group. Last night, OBAMA INVITED HIMSELF into the Capitol! Some of the people there probably resented the fact that he was using the grand stage to push his agenda as many Presidents had never done. So fuck all you high and mighty Democrats, FUCK YOU ALL!!!
Couple of YouTubes. I’ll you you decide what makes last night’s interruption so much more egregious than the one from 2005.
PS All this is even more funny after Obama just finished calling so many Republicans liars. “It is a lie plain and simple”. What the fuck is wrong with a little tit for tat. Again, fuck you people.
Ron Bennington is a mother fucking genius. His jokes raise a good point. How can some dumb schlep that likes hoagies, coke and the “igles” and who has apparently never left the state of Delaware be nominated to the Vice Presidency.
Fuck platforms and politics, I think I’m going to start picking my Presidents by their golfing abilities. Obama is duffing drives into the trees? No thank you. I’ll take GW’s fluid swing and golf course humor any day of the week. Plus Bush is a multitasker; he’s doing interviews while playing golf. Fuck you Obama.
Henry Gates renown African American scholar and member of the faculty of Harvard University was arrested by Cambridge police when he was caught breaking into his own residence after locking himself out. Now he has taken to the warpath claiming that it was a racist arrest and that such is the plight of the black man. Mr Gates do me a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Woe is me, woe is me. Grow the fuck up. Your arrest has nothing to do with the color of your skin. It has to do with the fact that you and your driver were caught breaking into a house and when the singular police officer showed up the two of you got belligerent claiming “This is what happens to black men in America” and refused to show anything at first and subsequently refused to show anything more than your Harvard University ID (which doesn’t prove residence). So of course you got arrested. You should be happy you got arrested at that point and not tazed.
You are the prototypical high and mighty intellectual who looks down on blue collar cops. You probably think you are some sort of legal authority to boot. You aren’t mother fucker. You are an African American studies scholar not a legal expert. How about next time the police ask you to come out of your house and identify yourself you do exactly that and not act like some pompous jackass. By acting as you did you only further the stereotype that the black man thinks that whitey cops are out to get him. You played the “angry black man” role to a T. By putting yourself in the press claiming it is a racist issue when it so clearly isn’t you only incense people more and make racial tensions worse. By getting Reverand Al back on tv again you only make this a devisive issue.
Additionally, I love how this is put forth as a racist police action when in fact (though the first responder was white) there were black police officers on the scene at the time of the arrest. Also, that first responder racist officer, yeah, he performed mouth to mouth on Boston Celtics star Reggie Lewis a few years ago. Most racists I know typically avoid kissing black men on the lips. So again, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
You got arrested for disobeying a cop, actin’ a fool and being a general shithead not for being black. Last time I copped an attitude with the police they put my drunk ass in cuff too, so relax.
PS I like how Obama inserts himself into this discussion. Don’t you have better things to do than try and start a race war. This shit pisses me off so much. Why is it every time a white officer arrests a prominent black man or a Congressman criticizes a black pedophile it is because of racist intent?
PPS Good for the arresting officer for refusing to apologize to Mr Gates. If anything Gates owes him an apology for publicly calling him a racist. I actually wouldn’t mind seeing the officer sue him for slander. Gates is a fucking asshole.
What this country needs isn’t socialized health care. It needs a thinning of the herd. Something the our current President isn’t willing to do. Why the fuck should I be paying for the health care of a bunch of Americans that do nothing but drain from society? With the economy in the shitter we can’t afford to allowing people to use ambulances like taxicabs and flood emergency rooms with the common cold. The last thing we need to be doing is increasing the economic burden of providing health care. A couple of points…
Everyone in this country thinks they deserve the best health care money can buy. Why are there no economics to the health care like there is with everything else. Just because a Volvo or Mercedes is a safe car doesn’t mean that the government should be subsidizing it for people that can’t afford it. I’d love the government to help me buy better weed so I don’t have to smoke as much to get high (it is a carcinogen). I’d love for the government to give me a hooker subsidy so I don’t have to troll the Brooklyn bridge fucking STD ridden trannies (Gov. Spitzer’s girl would be nice…). And I’d really love for the government to help me buy purer cocaine so I wouldn’t be blowing a concoction that is detrimental to my health (I’m not talking about movie coke here, coke cut with heroine is great, but I don’t want my cocaine cut with meth or any of the other shit Mexicans like to mix it with). But noooooo, the government won’t help me out. What about my health?
I’m sick and tired of the same people that need/want the government to pay for health care leading the most unhealthy lifestyles possible. Have you seen some of the people that need socialized health care? They are the same mother fuckers that are on food stamps and welfare. Take this video for example,
HEY FAT FUCKS, HOW ABOUT YOU NOT FILL YOUR SHOPPING CART FULL OF RIBS, MAYO AND SODA AND YOU WON’T NEED ME TO PAY FOR YOUR HEART DISEASE IN 10 YEARS. It is a fucked up culture that makes it acceptable for people to be fat. Sure say that poor people have less options for eating healthy and everything they can afford is high in calories. Fine, but I’ve been to Haiti multiple times and I’m pretty sure the skinnies down there live on a budget and aren’t fat as fuck. You don’t get fat by not getting enough vitamins and minerals, from not eating enough vegetables and fruits, you get fat by eating too many calories. So chill the fuck out with the twinkies and ho hos and I bet you could drop some pounds.
On a related issue, I hate how we coddle fat kids in this country. If we encouraged our kids to tease their fat classmates maybe those kids would eat less and lose some lbs. My grandfather is a model citizen in this regard. He has such disdain for fat people that whenever we are in public he openly makes fun of them. “Hahaha, BallzDeep, can you believe how fat that family is. Aren’t they just disgusting?” It used to embarrass me but now that my fucking paycheck goes to pay for their health care I think a couple of laughs at their expense is the least they owe me.
Finally, it is a fact that the same people that don’t pay taxes and are on welfare/food stamps are the same people that are the biggest health care burden for this country. Did you also know that that same demographic is the biggest consumer of Jordans, rims and diapers. FUCKING CUT IT OUT. YOU DON’T NEED FRESH SNEAKS, DON’T NEED THE FLASHIEST WHIP ON THE BLOCK. AND COULD YOU QUIT POPPING KIDS THAT I WILL EFFECTIVELY BEING PAYING CHILD SUPPORT FOR OUT OF YOUR PUSS? INSTEAD, PAY FOR YOUR OWN GOD DAMN HEALTH CARE SO I DON’T HAVE TO (I’m not trying to be racist. I was trying to think of some stereotypes of Mexicans, shitty rednecks and other poor minorities. But I grew up in the South and these are the stereotypes I know best).
PS I love how Obama has nominated a fat slob to be Surgeon General. This mess of a woman, Dr. Regina Benjamin, shouldn’t be put forth as an authority on health when she is 100% obese.
PPS I know this rant overlooks the bigger economic issues of increasing the tax burden on the highest earners. They stop spending money and employing people. It costs jobs, etc etc etc. Maybe later I will drop some more knowledge on the innawebs and bring you dumb faggots up to speed. Until then, enjoy your Thursday, the “Weekend of Sun, Cocaine and Mount Gay” is almost here.
Obama or Bush? I don’t even think this is question. I want to cry when I watch Bush throw that strike. I want turn away when Obama trots out there like a fairy to throw the ball where? Nearly in the dirt in front of the plate. Fucking pussy.
Got this one in the inbox late last night. Good thing I wasn’t traveling very far for the fourth.
“For those of you who might be considering a road trip, be advised:
Portions of I-64, I-70, I-29, and I-90 will be closed this weekend. Expect long delays along these interstate highways plus major traffic disruptions in Charleston, WV, Louisville, KY, St Louis, MO, Kansas City, MO, and Omaha, NE.
A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South Dakota so that Barack H. Obama can be added to Mt Rushmore.”
“Maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight.” – Wanda Sykes at the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday night
What is not to like about this YouTube video? There are painkiller jokes, teen pregnancy jokes, teacher-student rape jokes, race jokes and even a clever line of succession joke. Nice to see the President laughing at some good light-hearted humor. Maybe next year they can’t get Lil’ Jimmy Norton to tell his famous “Monster Rain” bit.
Spike Lee (yes, the black Spike Lee, I shit you not) presents C.S.A: Confederate States of America. A documentary about the utopian world had the South won the American Civil War. C.S.A. is a “light-hearted” look at hypothetical modern day race relations and politics. Oh, and by the way, this isn’t really so much a movie review as it is a movie endorsement…
“At long last, the movie you’ve been waiting for”. Been waiting all my life goddamnit. Where has this film been? It is about time someone in that liberal shithole Hollywood produced a feel good movie for us Southerners. What’s not to like, “the noble institution of slavery” and “watch the master race rise to unprecendented heights”. I’m not really a racist, just a biologist (if you catch my drift). After watching this lovely piece of cinematography I am left with only one question “why doesn’t every politician promise a black for every home”? Obama???
Obama has announced that he is going to put 500 federal agents in border states, cut off weapons shipments and money transfers to Mexican drug cartels and implement programs to reduce the narcotic demand by the US. Who does this man think he is? I understand he is the President and this is what Presidents do, but didn’t this shitdick used to blow rails of coke for Christ’s sake? Or was it crack? Either way, tomato tomahto. Obama should have a greater appreciation for the joy that coke can bring people, especially in a time of economic despair. With the recession in full force, I’d much rather spend a night at home and split a gram with a close friend than go out to the bars and drop $200 in the blink of an eye.
At least pot is mostly homegrown. Can’t keep me from smoking that.
PS I just thought of something else. If Obama follows through with all of this he had better increase the budget for social programs. I know a lot of little people (poor people, not midgets) derive most of their income from dope dealing. I for instance get the best white from this bus boy at the corner bar. His cousin drives it up from Mexico. How the fuck is he supposed to make ends meet now?
Good afternoon, internet homosexuals and homosexaulettes. It has been some time since we've last spent time together. For that, I apologize. 2009-12-23
According to Mr. Marcus, the blackhawks are going to win the Stanley Cup and interracial porn is only going to get more interracially. 2009-11-24
Drunk, on exstacy, playing DJ Hero with my little sister... Happy thanksgiving! 2009-11-24
