This is a brilliant move. Rape a woman for a few years, pay for her to have an abortion and then rather than denying the whole thing, cop to the affair but deny everything else. BRILLIANT! This is akin to the time I was hooking up with this chick in college telling her I loved her and shit like that. When my friends found out and were disgusted with me what did I do? I pled guilty to the fucking but not the romancing. When it comes to creeping, half-truths are always safer than whole-truths or no-truths.
Posts Tagged ‘rape’
Rick Pitino is a Sneaky Mother Fucker
Thursday, August 27th, 2009Rape can be Funny
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009In light of the public response to “Against Her Will” I’ve decided to post a little something to educate you dumb mother fuckers that have been telling me that the song is anything other than pure gold.
George Carlin said it best, “They’ll say, ‘you can’t joke about rape. Rape’s not funny.’ I say, ‘fuck you, I think it’s hilarious. How do you like that?’ “.
“Against Her Will” – Champagne Velvet
Monday, April 20th, 2009It’s going to be a slow week. MEITS is busy at work or traveling this week.
That said, we’ve just finished production on our first original track. I’m not sure what to say about this cut except that I’m having trouble deciding if I want my ringtone to be “I made her have sex with me against her will” or “I said you’re gonna die tonight it you don’t spread them thighs tonight”…
Also, I am already getting people informing me that “Dude, that song is fucked up” or “Wow, you need help”. I’d like to refer those people to our disclaimer. The last couple of lines read “We understand you may not find the content funny. We understand you may find the content offensive. Sorry.”. So, in short, you don’t like the song? We don’t care. Have a good day.
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walking home alone late one night
thought i had a star in my sights
turned out it was just for fun
something just to shoot a wad
said your gonna do what I want you to
cause im a gentleman i’ll let you choose
do you want it in your one or number two
Winked then i grabbed her thigh
backhanded her across the eye
told her I wont get off unless you cry
I made her have sex with me against her will
I made her have sex with me against her will
I said your gonna die tonight if you don’t spread them thighs tonight
I made her have sex with me against her will
couldn’t find a better place to raise my hell
behind the dumpster at taco bell
finished off somewhere inside
a sweaty ass and a ruthless smile
pinched her ass and then I waved goodbye
I made her have sex with me against her will
I made her have sex with me against her will
I said your gonna die tonight if you don’t spread them thighs tonight
I made her have sex with me against her will