Making Eggs In The Shower

Talk about a resounding endorsement for late term abortions. Candy Vigneri of Cambridge, MD birthed a child in a porta potty and rather than drop the baby at a hospital or church she tossed the little monster into the shit. Anything would have been better for this child than the manner in which her mother squeezed her out of her puss. Candy could have even called me. I wasn’t busy last week and I love kids. Not sure what I would have done with a new born though. I typically aim for 3-10 years-old when I’m picking up little boys and girls at the park. Everyone knows that a newborn’s underdeveloped hand-eye coordination and weak grip means they can’t give a proper handjob until at least 6 months. Don’t even ask them to do anything advanced. BBBJTC? Forget about it.

I love how Candy claimed to not know she was pregnant. What kind of fat white trash whore doesn’t know when she is pregnant? It’s not like toilet paper stuck to your shoe that you don’t notice for a couple of minutes. It’s a fucking parasite in your belly that kicks your bladder and makes you pee your panties. I’m pretty sure it is impossible to not notice that for 9 months straight.

Regardless, my point in all this, WHY THE FUCK ARE ABORTIONS NOT THE GO-TO MOVE IN THIS COUNTRY? There is no reason that this child should have ever been born. This little shitbaby should have been aborted as soon as Candy found out she was pregnant. I don’t care if that was in the first or the third trimester. I don’t care if was the size of bean and she did it with a coat hanger in an alley somewhere or if she had gone to see George Tiller (that lovely doctor in the Midwest that was just murdered) and he drilled out the fetus’ skull and sucked its brain out with a vacuum. This child should never have been born.