Ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, it has come to my attention that some of you feel that my writings are inappropriate and better left on the bathroom wall (along with Ballz’s phone number). There have been complaints that my postings are racist, sexist, and even sometimes anti-Mexican. Well, I promise right here and now that I will only comment on truly tasteful subjects such as art, literature, and fine cuisine. Hopefully by seeing the errors of my ways and shedding the hateful image that I have created of my blogging self, we can move on together. Perhaps, one day, we can even be friends. And with that, I give you a piece that should show you what to expect in the near future…
Space Docking -
Seriously, this is by far the most foul thing one could ever do to a woman. I mean like the grossest, most sexually depraved act ever to enter my masturbatorial fantasies. You start out by seriously pounding a woman. By pounding, I mean that you take your erect penis and slam it as hard as you can into her vagina. Repeat as necessary until you withdraw and her twat looks like an ear with a .357 caliber bullet wound. Then you prop her on her upper back with her ass off the ground and her legs in the air. This is where great skill is needed. You have to spread your asshole and put it up to her gaping snatch (this is why it is called “space docking”). Then you “deliver the package”. You have to shit directly into her vag bag, and be sure not to spill. Then, last but not least, you have to finish with an “Apollo 13″. This is when you actually fuck your own shit while it is inside a woman’s genitalia. It is a real “messy re-entry”. It gives new meaning to “fucking the shit out of her”.