High Pitch Eric before the Yankees game. The guy speaks like a fucking fag. I live him. PS we paid twice what we should have for the tickets. We are chumps.
Posts Tagged ‘The Gays’
High Pitch Eric
Saturday, July 25th, 2009Let’s Play a Game
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009All this David Carradine news has had me reflecting on the few days I’ve spent in Thailand for business trips. The spicy curried dishes, the Muay Thai fights where beers are a buck and more than anything the prostitutes that every rickshaw driver knows how to find. I spent a few hours in a whorehouse once, you enter and pick your girl from a lineup of 15-20. She takes you over to settle the monetary arrangements with the cashier and then you retreat to a hotel room. It was a lovely experience. She bathes you, gives you a full body massage and then gets down to business. All in all it is very similar to a New York City rub and tug only full service and about a quarter the cost.
There is however one potential risk that sex travelers in Bangkok have to beware of that really is unique. The “ladyboy” can provide quite a shock if you weren’t aware of what you were paying for. Unfortunately you probably wouldn’t know what was under the dress until it was too late and you’d coughed up the cash. Though, at the point, I’m a big proponent of the “try anything once rule”. I mean, you’re already fully paid, no one would ever find out, and let’s be honest they probably know how to work a cock over (a kind of “it takes one to know one” kind of thing).
With that in mind, LET’S PLAY A GAME. In each of the following 6 set of 2 photos see if you can identify the “lady-boy”.
And the answer is……… All of them are ladyboys. But don’t worry, just because you would have fucked every single of one of them, that doesn’t make you gay. In fact, if they look that feminine I don’t even think it is gay if you fuck the cock-sleeve they have when the doctor inverts their penis. For all you that are now questioning your sexuality read up a little more on the subject here.
Idiotic Tactics
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009I couldn’t read BallZ’s post about Prop 8 and not feel the need to chime in myself. It’s great to see people who fight for acceptance and equality attacking their opponents’ fundamental points-of-view in such a base and juvenile fashion. This is why I fucking hate Hollywood. They are a bunch of cocksmokers that don’t understand politics. Who the fuck lets them produce stuff like this. This kind of video does absolutely nothing to make the issue of gay marriage a less divisive issue. Making a skit like this will only make those in opposition to gay marriage more steadfast in their opposition.
I don’t have anything close to strong religious convictions but when I see such blatant disrespect for someone’s religious beliefs it actually makes me hope that gays NEVER get the right to marry. This shit pisses me the fuck off. For people that preach tolerance and their way of acceptance it is completely disgusting for them to attack someone else’s ideals. Ideals this mother fucking country was founded on. So with that FUCK THE GAYS. Grow up, quit acting like high school girls, practice what you preach. As soon as you start acting like this it’s outside the rules in my point of view, “It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get *NOTHING*! You lose! Good day, sir!”.
California Upholds Prop 8
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009Now I know some people, especially 101010 and candyman, may have a problem with my stance on this issue, but per usual “DON’T CARE”. Believe it or not, I actually don’t have any problems with The Gays wanting to get married. I’ve met a few and they seem like human beings, which is more than I can say for some other demographic groups society forces me to interact with on a daily basis. That said it is good to see democracy at work in California. There is nothing that pisses me off more than activist courts that try to legislate from the bench. Last November the people in California exercised one of the liberties that so many of our military personnel have died to protect, they voted in free and open elections. They voted and they said that they didn’t want ‘omos getting married in their state, 52 to 48. Done and done?
I wish so because these people keep fucking up my commute home. But of course there isn’t a chance in hell this thing ends anytime soon. How many more of these marches will there have to be?
Why won’t people get over it? Because America is full of crybabies who love to bitch and moan when things don’t go their way. “You people” can’t have your way all the time, especially when you do such a lackluster job of organizing the vote against Prop 8. I mean, how the fuck did the most liberal state in the US not vote down a gay marriage ban? Because the people responsible for organizing the opposition did a shit job. There is no one to blame except everyone that didn’t go out and vote against Prop 8 last fall. Stop blaming those that voted in favor of it. Their convictions in opposition to gay marriage are every bit as personal and right as your convictions to bump helmets and tacos. They are allowed to have an opinion just much as you are. So fucking please get over yourselves, not everyone sees eye-to-eye with homosexuals. Next time you want to make a powergrab, be sure that you all have your story straight and are ready to move together because I’m tired of seeing this shit end up in court after court after court because you can’t carry a vote. You know what, maybe in the end the American majority IS fundamentally opposed to gay marriage. In that case, if you want to be gay and get married, here is a list of places that will allow you to do so, MOVE THERE;
Belgium
Canada
Netherlands
Norway
South Africa
Spain
Sweden
(and there are many more that allow civil unions or registered partnerships)
But don’t worry, this shit isn’t over yet, a federal lawsuit has been filed. I’m sure this thing will end up on the US Supreme Court docket before too long.
PS Isn’t it kind of ironic that the black vote (the vote that everywhere else in the US helped Obama win with such a convincing majority) is the same vote that in California helped to pass Proposition 8. I guess it is true that blacks hate queers…
PPS Odd hearing all this come from a man that is 50% sure he’s gay himself, huh? I bet it is…
Clit Yeastwood
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
You ever seen a domesticated dog/monkey in heat? They wear these fucking diapers to keep from bleeding all over the place and leaving a trail of blood so heavy even Hansel and Gretel could follow that shit home. Bleeding so hard that every mammal species within a 2-mile radius would have spaghetti-sauced dick from having jammed his member in and out of a puddle of God’s greatest natural lubricant next to baby tears. If you think about it this way, giving the she-bitch-gorilla at the local zoo the three-hole-punch isn’t near as goddamn cute, or is it?
Top #17 Happenings From This Weekend’s Wedding
Monday, May 11th, 2009So this weekend MEITS was attending a wedding en mass. Wanted to let our loyal readership know how we like to fuck shit up when we get together. Here is a list of the top 17 goings on from the festivities;
1. JTao got some slow dome in an alleyway behind the bar
2. A friend nearly fucked a girl from London who was wearing an engagement ring
3. Brodie threw a full beer can through the hotel wall
4. A friend tried to punch Brodie in the face and missed instead hitting a fraternity brother’s girlfriend
5. Brodie pissed all over the floor of a hotel room that wasn’t his
6. Some redhead chick threw up all over BallzDeep’s bathroom
7. Brodie got thrown out of his room and had to check into another room, got in trouble for smoking in the nonsmoking room, between the first and second room and the fines for fucking up the wall and smoking in his room probably dropped $1,000 on hotel rooms this weekend
8. JTao convinced the entire wedding party that BallzDeep is a self-loathing homosexual
9. The groom’s mother asked no less than 4 members of MEITS to get themselves under control (it’s worthy to mention there was no liquor at the wedding)
10. ERUDANFLANNERYO finger fucked a 51-year-old (who looked like a hot 36) in the stairwell of the hotel while Stuffy took care of her 17-year-old daughter downstairs and JTao asked “so does your son fuck too?”
11. A friend decided that he’d rather not sleep indoors. He elected to sleep in the woods. Not in a tent or with a sleeping bag. He spent his night laying in the dirt like an animal
12. Brodie decided that the blessing at the rehearsal dinner deserved a round of applause
13. Brodie quenched his thirst for whiskey while seated in the church
14. ERUDANFLANNERYO showed the majority of MEITS what the inside of his asshole looks like
15. Brodie stormed into my hotel room in his boxers looking for a condom that he needed to fuck a chick that was >200 lbs
16. Brodie was informed by one of our good (non-blog) friends that his antics this weekend got him uninvited from his wedding
17. “Drinking, driving, smoking and squirving.” – Candyman
As you can tell by his 6 instances on the Top 17 Brodie man wins both the awards for being sweet and trying the hardest to lose friends. The bar has been set at an unbelievably high standard that only a death, a pregnancy or a cancellation could beat.
What We’re Listening to…
Monday, April 27th, 2009Another shout-out to my gay partner in crime, BallzDeep. Listen, I know he broke your heart, but you need to turn your frown upside-down! Hopefully the monster can cheer you up!
P.S. When the hell is this kid going to start doing porn?!
What We’re Listening to….
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009Ballz recently broke up with his on-again, off-again boytoy and I thought this dwarf-monster gets the emotions across appropriately….
Hippies
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009I hate ‘em. More than the Jews. Just kidding, I don’t really mind the “Jews”, I’m just tired of seeing US tax-dollars continually pissed away in “Israel”. That’s another story that I’ll let 101010 tell you about later… just don’t ask him about whether or not the Holocaust happened.
I hate hippies like BallzD hates heterosexuality and JTao hates his human flesh cooked any more than medium rare. I like tie-dye shirts as much as the next guy – actually that’s a lie, though I admit they look “fresh to death” on Scales – but reading this ridiciulous bullshit certainly grinds my gears and fuels my hatred of the carefree “heady” community.
Widespread Panic touring with the Allman Brothers Band? Give me a fucking break. I thought the Allman Brothers were dead and Widespread quit making music after everyone realized that they were a poor man’s version of an awful band: Phish.
I’d rather watch a video of the recent mass killing in Milton, MA earlier this week.
Yeah, I said it. What?
BallzD – where are you on this one? Give me some chatter.